That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous. I'm telling Mommy.
Marcus Burnett
Woosah...
Marcus Burnett
I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week.
Marcus Burnett
You're like a pitbull with that pink thing hanging out.
Marcus Burnett
Damn, it's the niggras!
Marcus Burnett
Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles.
Marcus Burnett
It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.
Mike Lowery
It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.
Mike Lowery
We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.
Mike Lowery
That's that bullshit.
Mike Lowery
Change the station... more music less Marcus. If you open the door he'll be a black Dr. Phil for the next 40 minutes.
Mike Lowery
Now show 'em your badge!
Mike Lowery
A bullet in the head will really mess up your extensions!
Mike Lowery
Casper drop the bag
Mike Lowery
I've got my rights.
Floyd Poteet